I have a really healthy lifestyle, not because I have some sadistic urge to miserably eat spinach after jogging round the park in the rain, but because I REALLY LIKE SPINACH! And running makes me happy!! Ok, maybe that sounds a bit sadistic. See how therapeutically self-aware writing can be?
OMG, pathetic I know. Despite my healthy lifestyle, hilarious friends, positive outlook and good genes, however, I have had every single cold and flu that I've been exposed to for the last year and a half or so. No, really. All of them. I had the Summer Zombie Bug, where my eyes swelled up; I had the Norovirus; I had vomity things, colds, snot LOTS OF SNOT! I SHOULD HAVE COLLECTED ALL THE SNOT! I AM SURE I HAD RECORD-BREAKING SNOT! sore throats, coughs, stiff bones and even a toenail fungus. I had a cough before Christmas, a vomity cold immediately after and now I am sick in bed three weeks later on self-prescribed chocolate, coffee, oranges and sudafed.
|Kate thinks I need to do more 'Downward Bear'|
Both doctors said that my lifestyle could not possibly be healthier, although the lovely Dr Jung said that drinking a LOT of water and green tea over the next few weeks could not hurt. So I'm doing that.
So there you go. Whatever the Universe is trying to teach me, I'm sure I GET IT, ALREADY! And really, I need to get better quick, so I can go out and dance all night, and drink wine, and run, and watch the storm on the beach. "Rest" is dullsville.