'A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his wife, after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr. Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr. Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($ 50) to Mr. Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together", Mr. Alifi said.'
(I know, this is terrible and all, but I could not stop laughing!)