Eight minutes ago, I said "Right! Half an hour of quiet time for ME! Don't come up unless you are bleeding or your heart is broken!"
And I got into bed.
So far, we have had one thorn in a foot, one boy come to help me zap mosquitoes with the zapper (terrifying!), and a Lego disagreement.
Twenty-two... No, make that nineteen minutes till I get up, make lunch and get ready for a birthday party.
Good luck with the napping!