The Dark King of Angmar: Star of the epic "Lord of the Rings" series, has been having a really hard time finding work since filming of the movies has ended.
Apart from a possible cameo appearance as a Dementor in the two upcoming "Harry Potter" films, it will be very difficult for him to find any work at all. A reputation for bloodthirstiness and no apparent skills apart from screeching and wielding a notched sword makes this ex-star almost unhireable, and employment agencies have been having a hard time placing him.
Let this be a lesson to you, Wraith of Doom hopefuls! Get an education that you can fall back on in case of your master's demise! Be independent! Learn from the experience of this Wraith fallen on hard times.