I just don't want to disturb him, he is looking so cozy.
I haven't posted anything sensible in a few days, but I mean to! Our favorite guest Blogger, Eye in the Desert Sky, has written a great post with pictures and all, but I have been either crazy busy or Skype-ing him.
I promised I would never talk about housework again, so I can't tell you what I've been up to. Sad, I know.
I was Skype-ing Theresa, otherwise known as Angel's Mama (Skype! We luv u!) and talking about housework. (We tried not to, but we couldn't help it!) (It's like how when mommies of small babies get together, they have to talk about poop.) And she mentioned that she got more comments from her "housework" post than from her "horny demon sex" post. Terrible, but true. We are Bloggers on a mission to clean our houses, y'all.
I noticed that when I post quotes and one-liners, I get my most hilarious comments. Seriously, you guys crack me up. Readers, if you haven't been reading my comments, you should! Many of them are better than the posts themselves! It's okay, you don't HAVE to leave a comment, but I recommend it. You will make friends and influence people.
Tonight I yelled and ranted at those horrible little stinkers that call themselves my children. Then I put Sam to bed at 6.30, and he is never speaking to me again. That suits me fine, as long as they don't spend homework time painting each others' backs with whiteout and making complicated snacks and throwing pencils about. Ever again. Everyone got put to bed early, but you would swear it was only Sam. I had to threaten him with death and dismemberment to make him stay there.
So there you have it, dear readers: Housework, comment appreciation, cat adoration and child dismemberment. But no sex, at all at all.