From "Does Anything Eat Wasps?", questions and answers from "The Last Word" column of "New Scientist" Magazine.
"Because cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands buttered side down, you can construct a perpetual motion machine by simply strapping a slice of buttered toast to a cat's back. When the cat is dropped it will remain suspended and revolve indefinitely due to the opposing forces."
i'm starting to worry...
If that's not animal rights I don't know what is.
(that was the sound of my head exploding, just in case you're wondering.)
Is cat vomit "Cleaner" waste than Carbon 14?