Tuesday, 12 January 2010

grumblegrumblegrumble

I've had it up to here with the economy. I hate hanging, waiting for news... Can I get a crystal ball? And would the sun come out? Please?  My hormones are percolating, my belly is hanging out of my low-rise jeans, I have a constellation of zits on my chin, and I keep going to bed too late. My own fault, probably.

Send me some sunshine, internet. Tell me a joke, or something!

Going out, will try to get a grip by this afternoon.

9 comments:

Islandgirl said...

Its Tuesday...we need to have tea! Message me when you get back. Sending hugs

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

I can match you zit for zit probably. Okay, what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Sitting in a hole?

Phil.

Beneath a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Anonymous said...

well let's see now...

Try turning that economy on its head and giving it a good kick in the sheenannies. Hang upside down, sometimes that gives you a different perspective. Am out of crystal balls...would a cricket ball do? The sun is out, but that transporter-machine thingy is on the blink. Try Peptobismol for those percolating hormones. Use duct tape for the belly overlapping. Is the constellation Orion? Going to bed late is not the problem, going to sleep late is.
Why are you getting a grip? Is that for you to take the mangoes back to England?

:)
Vicki

Nan Sheppard said...

HAH, thank you my friends.

Vicki, I think it's the Perseids. Sort of a cluster.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear...bit of bad news there, that annual meteor shower reaches a peak about August 12th.

vicki
p.s. Try a sea bath, that cures EVERYTHING. But wait til you get here.

LceeL said...

What's red and green and goes 100mph and never goes anywhere?

A frog in a blender.

What happens if you drink it?

You croak.

It's Tuesday. Your supposed to be painting at the Gardens.

Nan Sheppard said...

TERRIBLE JOKE! Cracked me up, but I can't help thinking of Kermit the toilet frog...

Yes, I'm missing the PICASSO pain-outs too. Sigh!

witchypoo said...

I have three crystal balls, and they ain't helping my economy. Sure are purdy, though.

Islandgirl said...

I'm going to try the duct tape. This tummy needs all the help it can get. You can stand next to me when you get home Nan an your tummy will look teeny tiny compared!