I've had it up to here with the economy. I hate hanging, waiting for news... Can I get a crystal ball? And would the sun come out? Please? My hormones are percolating, my belly is hanging out of my low-rise jeans, I have a constellation of zits on my chin, and I keep going to bed too late. My own fault, probably.
Send me some sunshine, internet. Tell me a joke, or something!
Going out, will try to get a grip by this afternoon.