If your mum put you to bed because "Tomorrow's a big day!" and turns the lights out at 9.30, and you're going to read under the covers, choose a book that won't have you cackling helplessly. Just sayin'.
Chas is reading 'Mort'. Yet another piece of Terry Pratchett genius.
The Sunday Telegraph says: "He is screamingly funny. He is wise. He has style."
Terry Pratchett will make you die laughing. Chas keeps trying to read me bits, but has to stop for long periods of gasping and wiping his eyes. 'Mort' is serious too: unexpected insights into Life and Death are a Discworld standard.
Today IS a big day. Sean and Issa just called from Gatwick, they will be here in a few hours, for a month of Dorset fun! We're all just ecstatic and really looking forward to our holiday! The boys do have a few days of school left, but I smell truancy in the air...