Then Sam stood in the centre of the kitchen and recited the QWERTY keyboard (punctuation marks included) for no reason. How useful to have a child with a photographic memory. Chas is building some sort of new and improved catapult. Sam decided to add a plastic bag full of water to the mix and naturally, filled it in the kitchen so that he would have to walk through the house with it to get outside. Then he got distracted and forgot what he meant to do and sort of wandered around with the leaking bag of water.
Then they decided to see if they could eat choc ices while jumping on the trampoline.
Now Max is wandering round going, "I'm hungry, but not really. I'm bored. But I don't want anything to do."
Sums up the last days of the Summer Holidays, eh?