Feeling lethargic? Trying to find inner peace? Need exercise? Get that boost you need and lose weight too, in a beautifully landscaped yogic garden and Feng Shui wooden home!
This lovely place has hosted weddings, yoga retreats, and now YOU can experience the serenity within, in just a few hours a week.
Our technique involves simple, easy-to-learn and repetitive exercises, such as "zen moss scrubbing" and "arachnid catch and release"! Learn to live with all types of creatures, conquer your fears, and work up a healthy sweat too! For the amazing introductory price of only $199.99!
Mops, scrubbing brooms, bleach, vacuum cleaner, cups of tea and sandwiches and MORE are provided, FREE! FREE!
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