Sometimes, I think that I only work because it gives me access to my very own bathroom. I can go in there whenever I want. I never have to put the seat down or wipe up sprays. I never inadvertently SIT on someone else's pee, and there are no toothpaste smears to look at. I can take as long as I want, and nobody will ask me what I am doing.
No-one is standing outside the door bleeding to death, fighting with a family member, suffering from a sudden disease, or starving.
The dog DOES NOT drink out of my studio toilet.
I have never had to fish a matchbox car or other treasured belonging out of my toilet.
It smells fine.
By and large, I would say that those are pretty good reasons for going to work every day.
No-one is standing outside the door bleeding to death, fighting with a family member, suffering from a sudden disease, or starving.
The dog DOES NOT drink out of my studio toilet.
I have never had to fish a matchbox car or other treasured belonging out of my toilet.
It smells fine.
By and large, I would say that those are pretty good reasons for going to work every day.
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