And Chas, the boy who brought us Pogo-Stick Jump-Roping, took multitasking to a new level and achieved Stiltwalking-on-the-Trampoline. I said "You are definitely going to hurt yourself." He said "And I bet when I do you will laugh at me."
"Oh yes son, I'll be laughing all the way to A&E. I hope you can explain things to them, cuz I'll never be able to keep a straight face."
- Summer holiday A&E visits so far: 0