Things I've Found In Pockets

This website was invented many years ago, when the author kept coming across interesting things in pockets whilst doing laundry. Like small, terrified reptiles. Blogging about raising children in the rainforest, moving them to the UK and watching them leave home one by one to have their own adventures has gradually been replaced by a return to grownup life for their mother, Nan Sheppard, who is an anthropologist, writer and public international law consultant.

Monday, 17 January 2011

Great News! "Southward Leaning Breasts" Set to be Dominate Catwalks in Stunning Spring/Summer Fashion Trends!

I'm not making this up! The UK Sunday Times' Style Magazine tells us, on page 5, that the ad for Jimmy Choo's new fragrance reflects the current mood. The model, Tamara Mellon, is 43. Her boobs are "toned but not solid, southward leaning, as opposed to horizontally rampant. So, generally right for now."

Okay, so droopy boobs may not exactly dominate catwalks this year. But we can hope that this trend will continue. At any rate, if Tamara Mellon's boobies are fashionably southwardly-leaning, that's good news for those of us who are even more hangy and therefore more beautiful. Yes?

7 comments:

Unknown said...: ....... no comment ....... :); 17/01/2011, 16:48
Anonymous said...: Droopy and flat-chested is IN? HOORAY!!!!; 17/01/2011, 17:00
Grandmother Mary said...: Alright! I am so right there with you on this one - at last, I might say!
The wv is "egontiv"- I think it defines this trend.; 17/01/2011, 20:18
chickenfootsouseforthesoul said...: ahhh.....Boobies, you've seen one pair, you wanna see em all!; 17/01/2011, 22:27
Anonymous said...: bunny ears are back!

:)
vicki; 18/01/2011, 13:36
The Mother said...: Wow! I suddenly feel so fashionable!; 29/01/2011, 14:49
Islandgirl said...: Seriously..her last name is "Mellon" BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!; 30/01/2012, 23:33