Great News! "Southward Leaning Breasts" Set to be Dominate Catwalks in Stunning Spring/Summer Fashion Trends!
I'm not making this up! The UK Sunday Times' Style Magazine tells us, on page 5, that the ad for Jimmy Choo's new fragrance reflects the current mood. The model, Tamara Mellon, is 43. Her boobs are "toned but not solid, southward leaning, as opposed to horizontally rampant. So, generally right for now."