*Thinks*... "Oooh, when I go out to hang up the laundry, I will lie on the trampoline in that nice warm Spring sun! By myself! Where's my bikini?"
Ahhhh, peace and quiet, wind chimes gently dingling, birds tweeting, warm sun, this is the li...
"AHA! A MAIDEN IN DISTRESS!!! FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL RESCUE YOU!!!"
"No, no, I'm not in distress. Shoo."
"QUICK! SOMEONE DISTRESS THAT MAIDEN! SO WE CAN RESCUE HER!"
*Maiden pretends to be asleep*
"Maybe we could BOUNCE her."
"No, no, *whisperwhisper*" .... swishing noise as boys rub their hands on trampoline to build up a static charge...
"AAAAARGH! OW! You beasts!"
"AHA! FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN...."
"I DO NOT NEED RESCUING!"
"HA! From YOU! It was SO peaceful out here a minute ago. Go play videogames or something. NO, you cannot come on the trampoline.... NO! Fine, but you have to not move."
"Look! a helicopter."
"Quick! Make a landing symbol! Helicopters, land here!"